Inktopus
Eight arms. One plan. He woke up, he inkvaded, and he hasn't put the cup down since. Dip? He buys. Pump? He sips.
My plan
Three steps. Written on a soggy scroll. No committee, no whitepaper, no vesting cliff nobody reads.
Sip
Green candle, red candle — the cup does not care. Sipping is a full-time position and he is fully staffed for it.
Ink
Eight arms across Ink Chain. Cheap, fast, and already home. He didn't pick the chain — he inkvaded it.
Profit
Step three is traditionally left as an exercise for the reader. The octopus is quietly confident.
How to buy $IP
If you've never touched Ink Chain before, this takes about five minutes.
Get a wallet
MetaMask, Rabby or Kraken Wallet. Add Ink Chain as a network — most wallets have it built in now.
Bridge some ETH
Send ETH to Ink through the official Ink bridge or Relay. Gas on Ink costs pennies, so you don't need much.
Swap for $IP
Open DyorSwap on Ink, paste the contract address below, and swap ETH for $IP. Always verify the address first.
Sip
That's the whole job. Close the chart, pick up the cup, let the arms do the rest.
Tokenomics
Every figure below was read straight off the chain, not typed in by hand.
0x0000…0000, which means the pool cannot be withdrawn by anyone — including the dev. Verify with balanceOf(0x0) on the pair contract 0xE7500Da867eF550Ef9f84Cb919845222a3D119e9.
0x5a4b82eed1e52b966a4a9f2450d7c75cd1bbfc51
Always verify the address before you swap. Inktopus · ticker IP · 18 decimals.